bitter mango

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  I blame the jw's

  by Naeblis in

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  today i woke up and my left sock was missing.

  i blame them.

  filthy sock bastards.

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  bitter mango

  thank you!

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  first time post

  by amazed in

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  just nice to know that i'm not alone.

  i'm truly amazed and had no idea unitil yesterday surfing on a whim i decided to confront my past.

  it's a blessing for me and i feel another turning point in my life because now i have lots of people to talk to and i know now that i wasn't and i'm not going crazy and that it's not just me.

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  bitter mango

  hi amazed. again, welcome to the board. things were kind of odd in chat earlier (although they usually are) but feel free to come in and talk whenever.
  glad to have you here. hope you enjoy your freedom!!

  :) bea
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  JW's and guitars! I hate 'em!

  by expatbrit in

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  ok what is it with male jw's and guitars?

  it seems like it's a badge of spirituality or something.

  you go to a congregation bbq or something, and there's always at least three brothers sitting around endlessly playing the same few chords over and over again.

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  bitter mango

  HAHA!! it's those quiet types you have to worry about...

  and nope, no word of him. however, his bro (jesse) was in town last week, but i didn't get a chance to see him. (hmm reminds me of an idea for a post... come look at it once it's up)

  you hate them?! SHAME ON YOU!!! jesus loves you more than you will knowowowow!!! hehe :)
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  JW's and guitars! I hate 'em!

  by expatbrit in

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  ok what is it with male jw's and guitars?

  it seems like it's a badge of spirituality or something.

  you go to a congregation bbq or something, and there's always at least three brothers sitting around endlessly playing the same few chords over and over again.

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  bitter mango

  lol expat...so exitable these days :)

  have you ever heard Mahon play?? he does excellent simon and garfunkle covers. :P
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  Women are stupid Men are idiots /Gender Haters

  by OUTLAW in

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  no matter were you go you`ll always come across these knuckle dragging,neanderthal pea brains.a group of women that hate men,or a group of men that hate women.for me they both belong to one group,"gender haters.

  "i go out of my way to stay away from either sex of this group.their always looking for trouble and have nothing nice to say about the opposite sex.how do you feel about this group?do you have any stories,funny or not so funny?...outlaw

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  bitter mango

  bruce,

  I think you are a refreshingly healthy well grounded citizen .. but i like you just the same ;)

  ... not only insane, but delusional too. don't underestimate my craziness. :)

  SLIT WRISTS OF THE SKY!!! although your last suggestion sounds a little more painful :P

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  Young People Ask What's so bad about boobs anyway?

  by mikepence in

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  jw.com's naeblis strikes again with this revealing story!.

  check it out at http://xjwnews.com!.

  xjw user submitted news & views at http://xjwnews.com

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  bitter mango

  yay timmy and mike!!! :D

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  Women are stupid Men are idiots /Gender Haters

  by OUTLAW in

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  no matter were you go you`ll always come across these knuckle dragging,neanderthal pea brains.a group of women that hate men,or a group of men that hate women.for me they both belong to one group,"gender haters.

  "i go out of my way to stay away from either sex of this group.their always looking for trouble and have nothing nice to say about the opposite sex.how do you feel about this group?do you have any stories,funny or not so funny?...outlaw

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  bitter mango

  bruce, you are insane! :) have i ever told you that??? i think i have...several times actually. in any case, i still love ya. :P

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  Women are stupid Men are idiots /Gender Haters

  by OUTLAW in

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  no matter were you go you`ll always come across these knuckle dragging,neanderthal pea brains.a group of women that hate men,or a group of men that hate women.for me they both belong to one group,"gender haters.

  "i go out of my way to stay away from either sex of this group.their always looking for trouble and have nothing nice to say about the opposite sex.how do you feel about this group?do you have any stories,funny or not so funny?...outlaw

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  bitter mango

  hmm, your post reminded me of this poem...

  I’m Not a Man ~ by Harold Norse

  I’m not a man. I can’t earn a living, buy new things for my family.
  I have acne and a small peter.

  I’m not a man. I don’t like football, boxing and cars.
  I like to express my feelings. I even like to put and arm around my friends shoulder.

  I’m not a man. I won’t play the role assigned to me - the role created by Madison Avenue, Playboy, Hollywood and Oliver Cromwell.
  Television does not dictate my behavior.

  I’m not a man. Once when I shot a squirrel I swore that I would never kill again. I gave up meat. The sight of blood makes me sick.
  I like flowers.

  I’m not a man. I went to prison for resisting the draft. I do not fight when real men beat me up and call me queer. I dislike violence.

  I’m not a man. I have never raped a woman. I don’t hate blacks.
  I do not get emotional when the flag is waved. I do not think I should love America or leave it. I think I should laugh at it.

  I’m not a man. I have never had the clap.
  I’m not a man. Playboy is not my favorite magazine.
  I’m not a man. I cry when I am unhappy.
  I’m not a man. I do not feel superior to women.
  I’m not a man. I don’t wear a jockstrap.
  I’m not a man. I write poetry.
  I’m not a man. I meditate on peace and love.

  I’m not a man. I don’t want to destroy you.

  (hehe, sorry to interupt your thread outlaw)

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  Brainteaser 1

  by Simon in

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  just a bit of fun.... try and come up with a meaningful english sentance that is gramatically correct that has the word 'and' 5 times in a row.. i'll post my version of the solution later.

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  bitter mango

  simon :
  

  I have more...

  i have a little brainteaser for you simon... check yer email :P (it's still says those 2 users )
  *whinebitchmoan*
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  Brainteaser 1

  by Simon in

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  just a bit of fun.... try and come up with a meaningful english sentance that is gramatically correct that has the word 'and' 5 times in a row.. i'll post my version of the solution later.

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  bitter mango

  balli won! :)